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First of all, let me say that jewelry making is only a hobby. I do not spend obscene amounts of time obsessing over it.
I did not open a store on Etsy to sell my jewelry. I am not crushed that I have not sold a single piece yet after not spending hours photographing, listing, labeling, and packaging the jewelry. And that is not my purple TV or my copy of Nightmare Before Christmas. I'm 28, for Christ's sake!
Money does not grow on trees. So of course I did not spend $179.87 at Beadaholique.
Nope...this did not cost $179.87.
I did not spend over an hour on this bracelet, only to decide that I like it too much and must keep it for myself.
Now, on to other things...
I love doing laundry. So this is not my laundry pile standing close to 5 feet high.
The little girl I babysit, lil J, did not give me this flower pot for mother's day. And I did not promptly fill it with about $70 in quarters instead of, oh, I don't know...a flower.
I would never, ever take lil J out in the rain just to get cute pics of her with her umbrella.
I don't make wishes on dandelions. And I certainly don't photograph weeds.
And I don't encourage lil J to make wishes on weeds.