Not Me Monday

Trying something new today...

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to http://www.blogger.com/%3Ca%20href= blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I did not embark on an internet shopping spree at 12:30AM. Also did not, as a result of said nonexistent shopping spree, order a gorillapod, a pair of crazy bright blue plaid shorts, matching bright blue tank top, 2 striped shirts, and a funky flowered frock.

I did not sleep ridiculously late this morning and then go for a walk around the neighborhood wearing purple plaid shorts that are 2 sizes too big, a brown hoodie that is a size too small, and orange and white sneakers that fit just right. And I don't even own a blue bucket hat with a Care Bear on the front, so I did not add that to make the outfit complete. (Sorry..no picture of that!)

I definitely did not eat cherry pull-n-peel Twizzlers, which I did not buy to eat during Grey's Anatomy last week, for breakfast.

I did not waste a perfectly good day (when I should have gone to the bank and post office and put away the winter clothes that are blocking access to my closet) sitting around making jewelry.

I did not forget to order more freshwater pearls, bali bead spacers, crimp beads, and clasps, and, since I did not use up what I had today, my jewelry production has not been halted until said supplies arrive.

I did not go into work this afternoon sporting a traffic-cone orange hoodie, baby blue Crocs, and a kelly green Yankees cap. (Sorry, no pics, but the hoodie perfectly matches this skort, which I am not wearing right now...and I did not take that pic in the bathroom.)

I did not take this picture just because I think my cat has the absolute cutest little hairy feet in the whole world.

I did not practically climb out my second-story bathroom window to get this picture of the sunset.

And I most definitely did not skip dinner (to complete a totally nutritious day) in order to go out and get more sunset pics.

And last but not least, I am not sitting here singing along to some Scottish Gaelic songs by Julie Fowlis. And even if I was I would not make up the words just because I'm not fluent in Gaelic.