Monday, May 18, 2009

Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

Oh, what a week. Where to start, where to start...

First off, let me say that Crocs are ugly. No adult should EVER wear them in public. (Not a Not Me! Monday-ism...they really are ugly!) So I didn't. Every single day this week. And I did not, on one occasion, wear them with pink striped socks. Even though pink looks awesome with blue.
OK, you know that patient on Grey's Anatomy that got hit by a bus and had his face turned into hamburg? Some crazy chick in my house was screaming and throwing things at the TV when it turned out to be George. Not sure who she was but man, was she scary.

I love baking. And I'm an awesome baker. So there's no way it could have been me that made these too-big cupcakes...
or used a knife to trim the edges of said too-big cupcakes...

or slathered said cupcakes with globs of chocolate frosting in a pitiful attempt to hide the now-crumby edges.

Nope. Was. Not. Me.

By the way, they were awful. Absolutely terrible. And I didn't eat about 6 of them.

And in case you're wondering, of course I did not lick the beaters or eat spoonfuls of leftover frosting. That's just gross.

Happy dance? What happy dance? No, that wasn't me jumping and twirling joyously about after making my first sale on Etsy. I'm much more dignified and composed than that. Not to mention coordinated...

Also...did not shamelessly plug The Laughing Girl on Etsy here, on every forum I belong to, on facebook, and in e-mails to absolutely every person I have ever had cyber-contact with.

In more jewelry-related news...I did not break a Swarovski crystal heart pendant while trying to put it on a jump ring. Also did not get a shard of the not-broken crystal lodged firmly in my right pinky, which did not result in the smearing of blood across my freshly-laundered comforter and the utterance of certain colorful 4-letter words. And it didn't take 5 days to get it out. In fact, I'm pretty sure there's none of it still stuck in there for all eternity.

Someone insisted on taking photo after photo of lil J's gappy smile. I don't know who, and I don't know why. It's just a missing tooth. What's the big deal? And it's not like it makes her any cuter.

Who on earth would eat ice cream twice in one day? Not me...wouldn't want to ruin my girlish figure, ya know...
I am not addicted to blogging. I am not addicted to blogging. I AM NOT addicted to blogging. And Facebook? I did not discover how utterly fabulous it is this week.


  1. These things are def. not true about me...
    Blogging adict...guilty!
    Facebook...ridiculously guilty!
    Cooking mishaps...too many to count!
    Eating icecream...finished a 1/2 gallon myself in just a couple days.
    I posted about Etsy this week too (purchasing not buying) I'll have to check out your site.
    Thanks for the post. :)

  2. Ha ha, good...I don't feel quite so guilty now! I will check out your Etsy site as well! It's another of my new addictions, though I've managed not to buy anything just yet.

  3. Those cupcakes look incredible! I'm also about to check out your etsy...I made my first ever purcahse on their today. -Alyssa

  4. You are right, Croc's are very ugly. Comfy though and great to wear to work at the hospital. Great NMM's

  5. Yes, super comfy! I bought mine just to wear around the house (I'm always barefoot at home, but need something for running to the basement to do laundry or up to the attic) and to the pool, but I've ended up wearing them all the time, especially when it's hot because my feet get too hot in sneakers!

  6. It was not me who momentarily quit breathing when George wrote 007 on Merediths hand! I was not close to tears even though I knew he was leaving the show! Glad I'm not alone!